So a guy in Indiana tried to steal a Christmas tree yesterday. He told the cops he paid for it, but at the time he took it, the tree lot was closed … hmmm.
Best part … then he tried to get away with the Christmas tree on the handlebars of his motorized bicycle (full story here)
Come on man!! First of all, you can’t steal. Second of all, you can’t use a motor! If you want to haul a Christmas Tree with a bicycle, you need to do it like the Trees By Bike guys … (it’s their business). The self proclaimed riders of yule wont stand for criminals disgracing their trade. So step aside you sleazy thief – the only thing you get to deliver is coal.
… but seriously, if any of you (non-criminals) want to try hauling one, I recommend this blog post about hauling with an extracycle.
