January 5, 2010
BICYCLE SHOW THIS SATURDAY!! (as a part of the Tri-Expo)
Filed under: Uncategorized — crazyjuice @ 1:05 AM

Green Fleet is one of the sponsors for the Tri-Expo this Sat. to benefit Girls on the Run … and we selfishly admit that we are only there for the Benefit Bicycle Show.

Don’t get us wrong, we love swimming and running, but that’s not what we do. The first is obviously doesn’t work for us because we don’t live in venice, and you probably aren’t allowed to wear swimsuits into office buildings. The second won’t work because we sometimes deliver scissors, and everyone knows you can’t run with scissors. Just kidding I don’t know if we have delivered those or not, but then again, since you never know what’s in those sealed packages … it’s better to play it safe!

Sorry, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, back to the POINT OF THIS POST … there is a BENEFIT BICYCLE SHOW at the expo. And we want people to enter their snazzy rides. Come show us what you really got! There are several categories, and the overall winner gets a “key to the city”, which is actually an old mailbox key (since it is just a figure of speech, we figure this will do). Sold yet?

Anyway we’re helping to judge. So if you’re brave, bring your wheels to the gym on Saturday morning and $5 to enter. Here are the categories:

Open
Best Time Trial/TT Bike
Best Urban/Fixie
Best Custom/Unique
Best in Show

Email Stephen to enter.

Email Austin to bribe the judges.

That’s all we know. Here’s a picture:

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January 4, 2010
Man Uses Bicycle to Torpedo Crooks off Scooter
Filed under: Uncategorized — greenfleet @ 9:20 AM

For those of you who are at work and can’t watch this, here’s the police report (as we would have written it) …

1) two thugs steal purse, hop on getaway scooter
2) passing cyclist witnesses attack
3) cyclist dismounts then his hurls bicycle at speeding scooter as it passes
4) thugs eat it
5) local police respond, thugs go to jail

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